This page isn't connected to a link on the site yet (nor is the syling finished), but I'd like to get it out, anyway

Thank you

Dad,
For making up the derogatory term "Green-skin" just for me.
(Genuinely not a joke. Not even a Vulcan one.)

South Florida,
For always having a corpse rotting in your vast swamps and canals.

Grandpa,
For being the most Italian "English-American" I have ever known about. Too bad you've been dead for over 40 years.

Melonking,
For being a highly considerate and competent leader. I'm not sure if you'd accept that description, but that's how I feel-- It's more leading through example.

N64 Mario,
You cute ass motherfucker

School security officer,
You still sound exactly like Sonny Crockett. I hope your plan to retire and live in a boat goes well.

George,
For being one of the only people to confront me without hesitation when you thought I was in the wrong. You weren't exactly mild about it, but I appreciated (and probably needed) your honesty just the same.

Random guy at the supermarket,
I still haven't read the page of the bible you told me to. Who.. are you, even?

Dotmidi,
For being an honest friend, despite the way I can come off. Our differences come together in harmony.. I appreciate having someone of your spirit I can talk to.

Some lady,
For telling me "You is cute!" after asking me my age. I shall always lock my windows at night in your memory.

Retired NYPD cop,
I've never felt the bagels and pizza within my blood as strongly as I did talking with you.